SAVE MY SKINCARE
Get Clarity on Your Skin (Without Spending $3,743+ On Product Roulette And 16-Week Derm Waitlists Every Year)
You’re not stupid. But the industry profits the most when people are walking in the dark, confused, buying, and second-guessing every choice.
Your Custom Routine Lands In 7 Days or Less.
Get full clarity on your unique skin context and become the industry’s least profitable customer. And for the love of all that’s good – stop letting whoever is loudest on TikTok pilot your face.
Save My Skincare rebuilds everything – end-to-end – in 7 days or less, for a skinxiety-free decade.
Maximize the Return on Your Skin for the next 10 years.
I created this blog to cut through the sea of fake smiles and overpromises-so the average consumer can finally know what actually works.
No fluff. No overcomplicated 12-step nonsense. Just what gets your skin to its best. Nothing more, nothing less.
This is for you if:
If you nod your head to 2 or more, you’re in the right place.
- You’ve spent $1,500+ this year and your skin looks the same
- You’re terrified you’re making your skin worse without knowing it
- There’s 20+ products on your shelf, half of which you want to use but don’t know how
- You don’t trust influencers but you don’t know where else to look
- You’re tired of waking up with redness, acne, texture, or first fine lines, and fighting to fix them every day
- The thought of waiting 4 months for a derm who’ll spend 15 minutes with you makes you feel hopeless
If this is you: You don’t need more products. You need clarity that turns off the million intrusive thoughts you have about your skin on a daily basis.
THE COST OF INACTION
Every confused month = $300+ in the drain, collagen/elastin you can’t get back
Every month you stay stuck in the guessing game:
- You lose $200-400 on products that don’t work for your skin
- You lose time that could’ve been spent with a routine that actually works
- You lose collagen you can’t buy back
- You lose confidence every time you look in the mirror and wonder what you’re doing wrong
The average person spends $4,000/year on skincare and beauty.
Needless to say, most of it funds their product graveyard – not results.
To make matters worse, collagen and elastin are, for the most part, non-renewable.
What if you could stop the bleeding for less than one month’s worth of panic purchases?
Stay on autopilot 12 more months and you’ll still have:
- $4,000+ in the drain / product clutter
- Zero baseline routine you can rely on
- Louder ads in your feed
Average product hopping = $4,000+/year vs. SMS one-time -> $329 $259
HERE’S WHAT YOU GET WITH MY SKIN AUDIT:
Custom Routine Audit ($279)
📄 Your Personal Protocol Document (8-12 pages)
Routine breakdown: What’s working, what’s redundant, what’s actively harming your skin
Your exact 4-week starter protocol: What to keep, what to toss, what to swap (in order of priority)
Seasonal adjustments: Because your summer routine shouldn’t be your winter routine
Product recommendations: Based on YOUR budget and skin type — zero affiliate links, zero brand kickbacks
Lifestyle audit: The sleep/stress/diet factors that are sabotaging your skin (and what to do about them)
🎥 Personalized Video Walkthrough (10-15 minutes)
I walk through your protocol on-screen (faceless — just my voice + your routine doc)
Explain why I’m recommending what I’m recommending (no jargon, just plain science)
Answer your top 2-3 burning questions from your intake form
You can rewatch it anytime you’re second-guessing yourself
💬 7-Day Follow-Up Support
Ask clarifying questions via email after you get your protocol
I respond within 48 hours
No “figure it out yourself” — you get real answers
⏱️ Delivered in 3-5 business days
WHAT SAVE MY SKINCARE GETS YOU
+ optional add-ons.
THE INDUSTRY’S GAME
The skincare industry thrives on confusion.
Brands oversell, influencers shill, and consumers are stuck playing ingredient roulette – being sold every overhyped “holy-grail” drop that ends up being just another half-used disappointment.
I’ve seen the ins, outs, and arounds, tested more formulas than any skinfluencer will in two lifetimes (spoiler: I regret blasting my face like that), and seen every hyped-up product raise and fall. Some work (and absolutely deserve the hype).
Most don’t.
And I know exactly what’s worth your money, time, and commitment – and what’s pure performance marketing BS.
If you want a routine built on strategy, not marketing, designed to stop you from “spray-and-pray” your purchases, and get you out of the Confusion, Comparison, Chase (Triple C) loop, Save My Skincare is the tool you’ve been looking for.
Because the second you become confident in your skin, you become a terrible customer. And in the current noise-filled landscape, being in the clear-headed minority is more important than ever.
Most of my insider knowledge is free on my blog. Save My Skincare is for you if you’re sick of second-guessing every product, every step, questioning what’s real and what’s fake in today’s hyper-consumerist mess, and want a hand-held approach that you can trust.
At the very least, stop wasting money on stuff that just…doesn’t.
Again, if you missed the earlier hint: Products help. But they’re not a make-or-break solution.
(Spoiler: the solution is clarity and knowing the next right step BEFORE throwing money, time, and confidence on something that doesn’t work for your unique skin context.)
The current state of the beauty industry is not your fault. But it’s also not going to fix itself.
WHY THIS INSTEAD OF A DERM?
A 20-minute initial dermatologist consult – booked 4+ months in advance – isn’t designed to solve lack of clarity for non-medical cases
On top of 3-4 follow-up visits, “starter routine”, Rx fees, and other additional expenses, you’re looking at $1,600+.
That is not including the wait times, consult fatigue, or the 2-plus-hour commutes.
Derms can be great – if you’re a medical case. But great derms are always very pricy – and they know how to maximize profitability from each customer.
Save My Skincare is for those who don’t want the time and money commitment that comes with derm visits, and prefer a fully async solution that can be implemented anywhere, anytime – at less than 1/5 the price.
Look: Derms are essential for medical conditions (skin cancer, severe cystic acne, etc.).
But if your issue is “I don’t know if I’m doing this right” or “I keep wasting money on products that don’t work”, you don’t need a prescription.
You need someone to cut through the noise, and tell you the truth, and (hopefully) shut off the million voices inside your head screaming at you with wrong info.
That’s what this is.
That’s “up to 15-minutes” for a 2-hour drive and a 3-month wait.
Zero follow-ups or clarity provision afterward before the next appointment (which could be up to 6 months in the future).
Personal experience: the last time I’d been to a derm, I totally forgot what was discussed. And my follow-up slot was 6 weeks from my first appointment.
WHY MY SKIN AUDIT IS THE WAY TO GO FOR 99% OF PEOPLE THAT AREN’T A MEDICAL CASE:
- Instant access, 3-5 days to deliver your audit. Your skin questions are answered before the derm’s front-desk even returns voicemail.
- Single, predictable fee. No nickel-and-diming for labs, parking, or “follow-up quick chats.”
- Asynchronous coaching. Review plans on your schedule, not the clinic’s.
- 14-day follow-up clarity provision. Message me at any time, from any timezone – I’ll make sure your questions are answered.
Bottom line: skip the 18-hour time sink, waiting lobbies, 2-month+ waitlists and the $2,000 expense just for a prescription and basic advice. Get absolute clarity instead that will set you up for the next decade of good skin. Delivered in 7 days or less.
Derms fix disease; SMS destroys confusion. If you’re lacking clarity, a derm visit is no longer the best ROI option.
Friendly legal reminder
SMS does not diagnose or treat medical conditions. If you suspect skin cancer, severe infections, or need prescription-only therapies, you should see a board-certified dermatologist.
SMS exists to cut the guesswork and product roulette when over-the-counter science and laser-focused clarity is what your skin really needs.
Optional add-ons
*Slack/Email Messaging = normally 1 inquiry/day by. Upgraded to 3/day + priority reply times with the 60-day support add-on.
WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU SIGN UP:
1. Immediately: You get access to the intake form
2. Submit form (< 10 min. Only real time commitment from your end)
3. Day 3-5: Your custom protocol + video land in your inbox
4. Days 5-12: You can ask any follow-up questions via email (48-hour response time)
5. Day 14: review. I contact you, gather your remaining uncertainties and queations, then adjust anything if necessary.
PRICING & GUARANTEE
Guarantee:
If at any point before submitting the form after checking out you wish to opt-out, you will be refunded in full. No questions asked.
However, as this is clarity-as-a-service that requires heavy personal involvement from my end – NOT a digital course – there is no way to un-do the time invested. Said differently, I’m pouring hours into your custom plan. Once it’s built, I can’t un-build it.
With that, there are no refunds on this service from the moment you submit the form. Depending on client work, that could be 2 days. 3 days. 4 days. Always < 5 days.
THIS IS NOT FOR…
- You want a magic pill that fixes everything overnight
- Miracle-cure seekers who cannot commit and expect to get results because they paid for a service.
- You’re looking for someone to validate and justify your 15-step routine (I’ll probably tell you to dump 70% of it)
- Skin-minimalists happy with soap-and-water and calling it a day.
- You need medical treatment (prescriptions, severe conditions) – see a derm instead
THIS IS FOR YOU IF:
- You’re sick of wasting money on products that don’t work
- You want to stop second-guessing every skincare decision
- You’re ready to commit to a simple, science-backed routine
- You want clarity without the $2K derm bill or 4-month waitlist
- You care about preserving your collagen and elastin into the next decade (or 3)
BEFORE YOU COMMIT
FAQ
Let’s make sure you’re making the right decision.
Do you push sponsored products?
Zero brand ties, zero affiliate links. I’m not double-dipping. If at any point a sponsored opportunity comes my way from a service I would mention to you anyway, you will be notified before and have the option of choosing a sponsor-free recommendation.
Do I need any previous product/actives/skin treatment experience?
Zero. Whether you’re starting with an untouched canvas or have been using skincare for decades – Save My Skincare will find your unique skin context and give you a personalized plan.
How long will it take to start seeing results?
Every single aspect of your skin is unique to your personal skin context.
As the old saying goes – YMMV.
If you’re a beauty beginner that just wants clearer skin – this could happen in days.
If you’re someone with more mature skin that wants to polish their skin game – this could be up to 3 months.
If you’re a miracle serum-chaser, then you’re wasting your time here.
Can I afford the products you recommend?
I build your protocol around YOUR budget. If you tell me you can spend $50/month, I’ll work within that. If you can spend $200, I’ll optimize for that. You tell me your limits, and I’ll build your routine accordingly.
Can you build me a routine for $1?
No.
Derm consults never helped me. What’s different?
Derms sell scripts. Influencers sell clicks. I sell outcomes.
Time commitment?
15 min for submitting the form. Routine itself < 3 min/day. Slack/Email as needed.
I’m already using retinol/tret/actives. Is this still for me?
Yes.The audit is specifically structured to look at your entire skin context. Any derm-issued scripts and patch-test timelines are part of that context.
What if I’m pregnant or breastfeeding?
Totally fine. I’ll adjust recommendations to be pregnancy-safe. The intake form keeps that in mind.
ONE LAST THING
I didn’t build this because the industry needs another “consultant.”
I built this because I’m tired of watching smart people get duped by influencer BS, waste money on aesthetic junk, and lose confidence because they think they’re the problem.
You are not the problem. The beauty industry is.
And the fastest way to beat it is to stop playing its game.
— K. Hoe
All prices in USD. Service delivered digitally. No physical products included.